Okay, so you know when you watching those cartoon thingies from Japan land, what they call “anime”? And there always them cute japanese ladies with big shiny eyes? Yeah? Me too think they very lovely.

First things first, me notice Japanese ladies always have super silky hair. Like waterfall of black ink. Me wonder, do they use special shampoo? Maybe they talk to hair and say, “Hey, you be nice today!” and hair listen. Magic!

Then, there the way Japanese ladies walk. So graceful, like swan on water. But not real swan, because real swan can be bit angry. But Japanese ladies, they not angry swan. They more like gentle bunny. Hop hop!

Now, let’s talk romance! Oh boy! Japanese ladies very serious about lovey dovey stuff. You see, in Japan land, when you like someone, you give them chocolate. Not just any chocolate, but homemade ones! Me tried making chocolate once. It look like mud pie. But me sure Japanese ladies make better than mud pie!

Oh, and you know how Japanese ladies always blush? Their cheeks go all pinky pink like cherry blossom. It make them look even more cute! But it also make me wonder, do they feel hot? Maybe they need fan?

But bestest part? The way Japanese ladies talk about feelings. They no go round and round like big old merry-go-round. They straight to point! “I like you!” BAM! “You my best friend!” BOOM! So brave and honest!

In wrap-ups, Japanese ladies all kinds of amazing. They graceful, they cute, they honest, and they make super yummy chocolate. Me think if you lucky enough to befriend one, you hit big jackpot! Like finding golden ticket in chocolate bar. But remember, always be nice and no make angry swan, okay?